Don’t know if you are interested in ideas for these comedy drafts, but you have a unique opportunity with RtR to do a set of off-guild drafts. Meaning, force draft a guild that is NOT in Return to Ravnica. You would be allowed to splash for gold cards if it came to that, but part of the point would be to try and stay in Gruul, Dimir, Boros, Orzhov, or Simic colors exclusively and see if you could make it work. It has the advantage that you can try to make good picks while still doing something “wacky”

Limited Primal Surge ftw XD

First and foremost: chronic flooding + psychic spiral is the fastest and most efficient mill plan you can have. When you’re using chronic flooding on your own land, you will always mill 3 a turn, whereas they can just avoid it after a few turns. When you have psychic spirals (and perhaps some treasured finds to work as tutors if you’re doing the self-mill plan) in your deck, milling yourself is not only just as good as milling them, it’s better. You don’t risk milling scavenge cards, and you have the opportunity to stock your own graveyard with scavenge, targets for treasured find, or things like Jarad (why didn’t you take him? WHY???!!!).

BUG lets you play axebanes, gatecreepers, doorkeepers, hover barriers, trestle trolls, lotleth trolls (to marginally increase your spirals), treasured find, chronic flooding, and urban burgeoning (basically chronic flooding for 1 mana when you have 4+ in your deck). The beautiful thing about those colors for the archetype is you get the best walls to give tons of mana with your axebanes, and huge mills with the doorkeepers. You don’t even need more than a single psychic spiral if you have codex shredders, because you can get it back if you mill it! Between treasured find and codex shredders, you’ll have more than enough ways of getting things back from your graveyard that you can adapt to a lot of situations.

Basically, please do this draft again, but PLEASE do the self-mill version: it’s a lot more viable and is just cooler in general.

Also- drafting golgari with a chronic flooding your own lands / spiral win condition could’ve been fun. Just realized that and the troll you picked up pack 1 would’ve been really fun. If you ever open pack rat, PLEASE make a trolling deck of packrats that don’t attack and use psychic spiral to win.

Also, you played crosstown late every time you had him. Like you said, he kills before he mills, but he often is out classed by the time you drop him late game. You want to get him in while the getting is good! Plus, you played the doorkeeper on an empty board, and then didn’t activate him in favor of then playing the crosstown. I just don’t understand that line?

Also, you jumped on doorkeepers and stuff like that early, which I understand that is the comedy draft, but you KNOW those are going to table. And if they don’t, you know you should’t be drafting that deck anyway.

People also commented on the flooding/spiral combo that you talked about when drafting, but missed when playing.

Don’t get me wrong- not trying to rail on you. I’m a huge fan of LRR. Just think that there is a huge potential for this deck, and am only saying this so maybe you’ll give it another shot. I think it is a great comedy draft deck. PLEASE play it again. Maybe on the live draft. You didn’t get enough doorkeepers anyway!