If you don’t buy many event tickets or boosters from the store front, then the shuffler knows this and starts giving you bad hands for not properly supporting Wizards of the Coast.

But if you buy packs at MSRP or buy event tickets weekly, then you’ll start getting nigh-God hands every other game or so.

It’s true! I saw the code! The algorithm was there! Who cares if my doctor and family think I’m crazy? I know what I saw! You must believe me!

And excessively long winded and pompous.

Ugh, that’s the first trolling I’ve had to experience on this site, normally this site is safe from them.

No I am not trolling, that would mean I care. I just hear an argument and tried to help out. The only reason I go here is to see if LR is up.

And you can manipulate your deck in a thousand different ways if played on paper. I grew up with poker, so I know how to manipulate. If anything, forcing people to put sleeves on the cards is 100x worse than not having them in sleeves. I could manage the first 30 cards of a 40 card deck with 3 judges standing around me. It’s just stuff you learn in High School.

And you know I’m not a troll. You tracked my IP which means you found out “”"GASP”"”" what my fake name, fake address, and whatever I have on the Mirror. I’m not stupid. I do work on this computer. I am not going to let someone with some freeware get my personal info. Although you could have just asked.

And if you don’t believe the shuffler is broken, you don’t play enough, as you have said in your opening. Bell Curve, Advanced Trip, map it out all you want, it is a poorly written program. You would know that if you played more.

And as for tracking my IP.. Hmmm. Should I report you? I mean you are a LLC, and since there haven’t been enough cases to really understand what the true responsibilities are of an LLC are (ask a business lawyer, or my dad, one in the same), you could be in for a bit of trouble, but no harm no foul, unless you call slander a crime which it is when you referred to me as a troll.

But I have thick skin. Something I can’t say the same about you Europeans. Shouldn’t you be protesting economic collapse anyway?

But when you go on the suggestions page of MTG dot com, 90% of posts are about the shuffler. I was just trying to help out since your writers can’t really do much aside from Marshall.
Did you really have an article where a guy stole a deck completely off the MTG website and play it in a daily? Wow, how original Euro.

@TERROl2: “And the whole “Random” thing? Doesn’t exist on paper.” –

Well, then we should fix the paper shufflers (aka humans) not the online one I guess.

“This isn’t the case in paper because everyone separates the mana and cards then attempts to shuffle the mana into the deck as evenly as possible.” -

Judges have an abbreviation for this, it’s called cheating.