Check out Michael’s Return to Ravnica guild limericks here before you read the Gatecrash ones below.
From angels to every squire,
there’s one thing to which we aspire:
With swords set ablaze
to fight for the ways
of the just and its radiant fire.
Attention all lowly subjects!
Come hither and pay your respects.
Adhere to our creed,
for if we succeed,
you’ll have wealth in this life and the next.
Though you don’t know the secrets we share,
you are part of our secret affair,
where minds are erased
and bodies laid waste.
And no one ever knows we were there.
If you see the improvements we’ve founded,
we’re certain you would be astounded.
Come join in our cause.
We’ll fix all your flaws!
And together our growth is unbounded.
To all those consumed by their rage
and a hate for the civilized age,
take part in the joy
as we fight and destroy
with a fury no one can assuage.
Those are fantastic. Thanks for the creative work!
Pretty cool! It’s good to see an article from you
Hope you have time to provide more content in the future.
There once was a young man from Boros,
Whose skin was incredibly porous
He got scattered with seeds
Now his arms are all weeds
And his wife has become omnivorous!
There once was a young man from Gruul
Whose stomach and bowels were cruel
After smashing all day
His legs would give way
And he’d find himself sat on his stool!
Haha, these are quite well done.
UGH… dnr. More Content Please.
There once was a Wiz from Simic
Whose muscles were terribly meak
In a vat on a whim
They Evolved some of him
He’s strong but now he can’t speak!!
(lame attempt is lame
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Fantastic! I like the Duskmatel Seer’s one best.
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!